12 Seriously Funny Facts That Prove You’ve Been Vegan For Too Long

This post is dedicated to anyone who’s ever sprinkled nutritional yeast on their popcorn.

1. You have been known to eat raw tofu straight out of the fridge as a “snack.”

15 Hilariously Spot On Signs That You’re Vegan AF

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2. You know the unfortunate secret that a little bit of vegenaise makes everything taste better.

15 Hilariously Spot On Signs That You’re Vegan AF

3. Mushrooms (and other meaty veggies) make you nervous because you think they “have the texture of meat.”

15 Hilariously Spot On Signs That You’re Vegan AF

4. You know that all these things are vegan.

15 Hilariously Spot On Signs That You’re Vegan AF

5. You don’t realize that most people call these Tofu Package Openers “steak knives.”

15 Hilariously Spot On Signs That You’re Vegan AF

6. You have, like, five half-full containers of this stuff in your cabinet because you keep forgetting whether you’re out of it.

15 Hilariously Spot On Signs That You’re Vegan AF

7. You have your own patented technique for getting these things out of their nightmare packages.

15 Hilariously Spot On Signs That You’re Vegan AF

8. You can look at a massive list of ingredients and know whether the food is vegan in less time than it takes for someone else to blink.

15 Hilariously Spot On Signs That You’re Vegan AF

Seriously, you are like ninja-fast at this. It’s frightening.

15 Hilariously Spot On Signs That You’re Vegan AF

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9. You carry a business card to explain to people where you get your protein.

15 Hilariously Spot On Signs That You’re Vegan AF

10. You have said this. And you will say it again.

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11. This is a major problem for you.

15 Hilariously Spot On Signs That You’re Vegan AF

12. This is what your friends think you eat.

15 Hilariously Spot On Signs That You’re Vegan AF

But this is what you actually eat.

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Do you have any other particularly ‘vegan’ habit of yours? Share in the comments below!

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